The lights didn’t help; I fell out of the boat anyway

“You did what?” my uncle asked, not so nicely. He has a way of making an inquiry about one’s health sound like an interrogation.

Rick Mansfield

“I fell. Out of the boat. I fell out of the boat.” I explained for what seemed like the hundredth time; when in truth it was merely the fifth or sixth.  

But four had been to him. All in the last ten minutes.

I had even refrained from wearing a sling for what had been a dislocated shoulder, preferring a bit more pain to the increased attention and ridicule.  

Besides, the whole evening was extremely enjoyable. And funny.

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